La mia figliastra ha bisogno di un creampie per dimenticare il suo fidanzato lussuoso

You can't be bored of your old man already.

My boyfriend dumped me, okay?

I really thought you were excited about this one.

I really was. I thought he was a good guy, but it turns out he's not.

I mean, you're in your prime. You'll find yourself a nice guy.